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A reminder of what Inalienable means:

This is a new year, this is new day, to rise shine, lift up your eyes

This is a new year, this is a new day to rise shine, and point the way to God’s great life

Where hope can hold the hand of sorrow and we can walk into tomorrow

Where peace is found in troubled days and the joy of Jesus carries pain

– Lyrics “New Year” by Charlie Hall. Release on the CD “The Bright Sadness“

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Lots of guys have big smiles on their faces today. Thats because Michael Moore was on the Jay Leno Show last night. No girl wants to see a fat slob spit out pizza morsles at 10pm.  This is especially true when the guy is complaining about money.  Girls don’t dig guys that complain about money.  They just want guys to get the money.  Money talk makes them anxious and loose sleep.  Fortunately, many guys had just the remedy to help them sleep.

Fat Liberal Slob

The alternative on TV was the Patrick Swayze memorial show with Barbara Walters.  Most guys would tolerate watching that so that the girl’s sad romantic switch will be turned on.  He knows a soft petting of support for her emotional dirt-bike ride will get him rolling at least half-way through the show. 

Ultimately, most folks just turned the tube off and took matters into their own hands.  Look around the office.  The guys are tired, but still have that stupid smile on their faces.  Hey, they won the attention competition over Jay Leno and Patrick Swayze last night.  Today, they are victorious.

A brilliant report links frequency of sex with the quality of sperm a man produces.  The longer the soldiers wait for action, the more likely they are to encounter injury from training and other exercises.  Daily intercourse was shown to keep the boys battle-ready. 

Oddly, the study mentioned how men reacted to the news.  Older men appeared more worried, while younger men were pleased.  This feeds into the stereotype that younger men are like ravaging dogs regarding sex, while old men shun away from it.  If you are too old to have sex, then you are too old to have children.  Grow a garden — not more kids, please.

Another point mentioned that telling men to perform leads to undue stress.  This, in turn reduces the man’s virility.  If being told to have sex causes stress in a relationship, then there are already problems beyond fertility.  Consider it nature’s way of naturally preventing children from being born in a unstable environment. 

I have an even better and more comprehensive home report from 15 years of marriage.  The first, and most important way to build a great army is to: love.