Category: government

Newt Gingrich Is A Barnyard Bully

Gingrich the Grinch barely got out of his pig pen of ideas before revealing arrogant and elitist stripes. As a vocal defender of Freedom and Religion for many years, the GIMP portrayed a perfect facade of surface Conservatism. But, after vocalizing support for the ObamaCare  mandate this weekend, we can clearly see that he is read more …

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Happy Osama Obama Day

Communists, socialists, anarchists and unionists should be ready to burn or boycott something. President Obama has stolen their thunder by killing Osama Bin Laden on May 1st, 2011. Forget their agendas – here forever after, May Day will be called Osama-Obama Day. If you had to re-read that last line a few times to process read more …

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Bob Etheridge Is Now Carolina Pimp Daddy Cash

North Carolina Governor Beverly Purdue has obviously gotten sick and tired of Baby Bobby Etheridge crying on her shoulder since he lost reelection last year. In a rush of compassion, she has appointed him North Carolina’s Pimp Daddy Cash. As director of the state Office Of  Economic Recovery and Investment, Etheridge will pass out political read more …

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