Red Blooded American Boy

America has three branches of government. The Legislative branch made up of the clowns in Congress, draft and pass laws that keep us regular people in line. 
The Judicial branch is made up of judges who ensure that laws passed do not violate the Constitution. The third branch, the King branch, is made up the
President (aka. King), Vice-President and other various Majesty Law Enforcement agencies.

You haven’t heard of the King branch? Its the branch formally known as the Executive Branch. However, when President Obama came into office, he declared
himself King.

The King Branch has the privilege of being superior to the other branches. The King can criticize Justices in a public forum for interpreting law differently than he had wished. He can also lecture the American people telling us that what we hear and believe is not true. The King Branch can use its own math to calculate jobs saved or created. This math is known as Obametry.

The latest arrogant actions of our King are his healthcare reform directives. Despite outcries from his American people against healthcare reform, he
proceeds to antagonize lawmakers to get Obamacare passed. Congress told King Obama that his subjects do not want this. The King responded by saying the
subjects did not understand his utterances. The kingdom is below him. Trust the King, he does what is best for us.

At the 2010 healthcare Summit, he defended his own prolonged pontification by declaring, "I Don’t Count My Time Because I’m The President."  Remember, the most important branch of government is now the King Branch.

In contrast, the King’s fearless subjects are counting the time until he leaves office. Americans want a President, not a King. In 2012, we will get one.  Change is great.