Red Blooded American Boy

Lots of guys have big smiles on their faces today. Thats because Michael Moore was on the Jay Leno Show last night. No girl wants to see a fat slob spit out pizza morsles at 10pm.  This is especially true when the guy is complaining about money.  Girls don’t dig guys that complain about money.  They just want guys to get the money.  Money talk makes them anxious and loose sleep.  Fortunately, many guys had just the remedy to help them sleep.

Fat Liberal Slob

The alternative on TV was the Patrick Swayze memorial show with Barbara Walters.  Most guys would tolerate watching that so that the girl’s sad romantic switch will be turned on.  He knows a soft petting of support for her emotional dirt-bike ride will get him rolling at least half-way through the show. 

Ultimately, most folks just turned the tube off and took matters into their own hands.  Look around the office.  The guys are tired, but still have that stupid smile on their faces.  Hey, they won the attention competition over Jay Leno and Patrick Swayze last night.  Today, they are victorious.

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