Smoke ‘em While You Have Them: Unsmoking States of America.
After President Obama signed legislation today bringing tobacco into the authority of the Food and Drug Administration, I began a diligent Google search. My search was for instructions on how to cross the border from Mexico to America. Those instructions may be the only way many of us will be able to smoke anything. I will have to read the instructions backwards to get into Mexico. Then, follow the wagon trails of illegals back into the states once I have my booty in hand.
Another day in the Obama kingdom, another Freedom trampled upon.