I Taut I Smoked A Puddy Tat
An obvious Obama voter has been arrested for putting his cat into the family bong to calm it down. Didn’t this guy know that animals have more rights than children in America? He will probably be locked up for twenty years. If he would have put a small baby in the bong, the police would have overlooked it.
But, let Garfield get his fur fired up, and the long hammer of the law will squash him.
By the way, this is the 1003 way to use duct tape in the home. Bongs away!